The Recipe

 I didn't have potatoes

So I substituted rice

I didn't have paprika

So I used another spice.

I didn't have tomato sauce

I used tomato paste 

A whole can, not a half can

I don't believe in waste.

A friend gave me the recipe

She said you couldn't beat it.

There must be something wrong with her

I couldn't even eat it.

                                     ~Anonymous